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The infinite monkey theorem.

Jan. 19th, 2007 | 03:38 pm

This, (and no jokes) is an actual mathematical theory.

The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type or create a particular chosen text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.

I WANNA MONKEY THAT TYPES ME SHAKESPEARE!!!GIMME GIMME GIMME!!

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Jan. 15th, 2007 | 04:27 pm

WORST/BEST item ever: Credit cards.

Bec= poorhouse
Bec= destined to work forever
Bec= many many clothes :)

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Dec. 22nd, 2006 | 12:38 pm

GUESS WHO GOT FUCKING FOOD POISONING THREE DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS?

::raises hand:: :'(

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Work can be so boring.

Dec. 7th, 2006 | 01:23 pm
location: work

I have to defrost a freezer! WTF?! When does this fall under admin?! ohh... maybe engineering.. lolz

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Nov. 6th, 2006 | 11:30 am

It's kinda weird. I feel stuck in a rut. I've still got a whole month of exams and that fucking Surveying Field Camp. It's kinda like I've finished uni for the year - but I haven't. I can't really do much because I either have an exam, have to study for an exam or have to work. I know there is only a month left, but the end seems so far away. I'm going to have to work non-stop till christmas (boo-friken-hoo) but then I get to weeks off, TWO WHOLE WEEKS off at the start of January! Oh man, its gonna be great. January seems so far away though.

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Ever feel like you have no control? i'm such a whinging baby.

Oct. 3rd, 2006 | 03:27 pm
location: work desk.
mood: crushedcrushed

I'm stuck at work when I should be at Uni doing my prac. It's so annoying but they really need me here to finish up this project. It means though that I'm falling further behind in my uni work, with my incompetent group out on the field without me and with no idea what to do, thus the whole group falls behind, and we were already struggling- and it falls on me.

There's just not enough time in the world to fit everything in. If I do one thing something else suffers. More importantly the social side. I don't have one anymore. I haven't spoken to anyone in yonks. (whoops I lie - no-one except for Ian and thats at 11 O'clock at night for about twenty mins. but other than that NO-ONE.) My life is basically either work or uni. If i stay at work- I don't have enough time to study up, If I go to uni- I miss out on meeting new contacts and getting real life experience. Especially now that they've made me a part of the Eng team- not admin anymore, and they're starting to talk about taking me out on site with em and all. I'm actually getting somewhere. All in all I'm missing out on everything else. And it fucken sucks. I guess i'm not good with balance.

I was hoping for these holidays to relax a little and get up to date on things, but then I had to work every single fucking day. Then the money I made was significantly more than usual and it got fuckin taxed the hell out of it (just under half). - SO IT WASN'T EVEN WORTH IT>. Man, I'm so tired. I don't have time for anything anymore- not even myself. It's get up super early, get to work/uni before 9 (most days 8:30) leave work/uni after 6, get home no earlier than 7:30- not to mention plus a whole night of study- exams in three weeks. I'm fuckin wrecked. And stressed. And depressed. And a mess. I'm also a poet and didn't fucken know it! :p lol

There was this quote from The devil wears Prada that stuck in my head - "You know that you are doing a good job when your personal life begins to fall apart. Let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke – then it's time for a promotion." I reckon its true. You can't have both. Its one or the other. Work does not equal play. Not until uni finishes.

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On the way to work today...

Aug. 9th, 2006 | 01:44 pm
location: work reception desk

Some young boys came up to me and said: "you look like scarlet, only if she were smaller".

WHAT THE FUCK?

How totally random.

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Just no pleasing you

Jul. 17th, 2006 | 02:15 pm
location: work
mood: okayokay
music: White stripes - blue orchid

Meh I'm at work.. bored - as usual.

I can't believe I'm in the last week of the holidays. I feel like I'm still waiting to be on holidays. This fucken sucks. I've been having to get up earlier than when I had to go to uni.. and getting home later too. *sigh* I'm just constantly exhausted. It's not even worth the money anymore. Actually it'll be great to go back to uni. Weekend was boring - but Ian and I made a gingerbread house.. which i guess you'd say is a little out of the norm, but we were attempting a mini christmas in july. But then i got over it, and that was the end of that lol. Little disappointed that we couldn't catch up with Jess and co., but it was getting late and then you guys went to willi!!!! Which meant getting to Jess's wouldn't be till much much later!! Prob a good thing I didn't go though - was just exhausted and ended up passing out on the couch at about eleven lol There was no way i'd last a whole movie with everyone!! Plus conversation with me would not have been great - lots of mmmmmehhh... tired... sigh.. grumble.. tired.. sooo tired... lol

damnit! I HAVE SEEN ANYONE IN A VERY LONG TIME!! :'( I really don't want to loose contact with everyone..

Ooooooh we do have to have another poker night though!! PROMISE ME. ::shakes fist:: promise?.. We can have it at my house - no problems - just give me a time when everyone is free and we'll do it.. Girls night styles.

I'm looking forward to amy's birthday weekend, it really does sound like an awesome night out - I'm putting money aside, cos I'm planning to get sloshed and to also get Amy sloshed!!! lol lol Who's joining me?

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In over my head

Jul. 11th, 2006 | 05:46 pm
mood: indescribable

I just spend $200 on a bag!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Now I NEED the matching overnight bag (I'm getting it on thurs though) - Which will be another $200 :( The thing is I get paid tomorrow, and I get paid for working 52 hours, but I get paid via cheque... Which won't clear until after Monday...

I am going to be very poor this weekend.

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Jun. 4th, 2006 | 08:03 pm
mood: amusedamused

I feel like I haven't updated this thing in ages. Though, I don't really have anything to say. at all.

Martines was fun. I drunk all my grog pretty quickly.. not meaning to of course.. it just happened that way :) Which now means I don't really remember much. But I don't think much really happened around me.
+I remember telling Amy I'd walk her home, then.. I don't think i did.. SORRY AMY! ;) forgive me? lol
+I remember being really hungry and going on the mission to find some mini quiches but alas! -unsuccessful.
+I remember passing out on Jess' bed - though I don't know why I was upstairs (I'm guessing to use the toilet) and how I possibly walked up those steep stairs.

Still.. I'm guessing it was a fun night.

MY FOLKS ARE GOING AWAY SOME TIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE.
Can anyone say "girly poker night?"

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